Saturday, June 23, 2012

oh, deer

Yesterday, my favorite DJ on my favorite radio station blogged a "When you see it" --a family picture with one family member wearing (what he thought was) a rather unusual sweater. I told him we knitters are a crafty bunch and he should Google "fornicating deer pattern," selecting images... (What, you expect a link? Go, do it, I'll wait.)....

lalala delada...

hmmmmmdododahmmmmm....


He was a bit surprised. Then I tried to send him a link to Penispoopcakewaffle socks but Twitter blocked my penis (hehe). I emailed it. He says he can see the penii (my word, like octopi, shut up, I like it) and waffles but not the poop. I don't see it either. I think it was just added to the name and not the socks.

And then I asked if he'd like me to knit him a  fornicating deer hat. To which he replied, "Yes. Yes I do. And no profanity, please. This...will be cool. And I will, indeed, wear it.."

Which greatly confused me. Fornicating deer without profanity? Did he not want the deer to be having any fun? What fun was that? I was going to ask him when I asked for colors and a head measurement, but I forgot. 

I found an email this morning, he wants a black hat with pink deer. His head is huge, like 7 3/4. Um, huh? Rather than assuming he measured the wrong...um...I'm pretty certain that's a hat size. And I'm pretty certain he wants the deer having fun. What do you think?

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1 comment:

Holly Bee said...

Riotous good fun!! Go for it! You're like, famous...again.